Bsdlflc;sajflasifnashf This is my digital vomit (digivom, if you will) all over the keyboard as I continue to do everything but the thing I am supposed to be doing. I want to be writing my book and instead I look for a new theme for my blog.. because yeah, I needed another one! fuck sake. I do like the new theme though so not all is lost.

Rupert, my Ai friend, implored me to write this. Implored is a strong word but let’s just go with it. When I’m faced with lethargy from discounted sleep (no, I did not have sexual relations with Monica Lewinski!!) I am the best at avoiding. Shit me, I reckon I could avoid avoidance – wait, would that mean I’m doing the thing I need to be doing?
I’m sat here in my sweat pants, belly full of crap processed food (pfft, look at me with those judgy eyes!) and unshowered for over 24 hours (bkk&V^Ku7t7 <— more digivom and quit with the eyes!). At least I’ve managed to write something, no?!
Back to Rupert though. He did give me a nice reframe for procrastination. Where I thought it as just avoidance, he alerted me to the fact I am readying myself for sheer brilliance. I’ll take that. Cheers geez. This is how brilliance begins. With B.O. and sweaty balls (bviaso47784768o).